This stupid app keeps unfollowing people on here god damn and then it looks awkward when you follow them back as if you never did for ages gah

bloodlube:

I asked this boy what his favorite band was and he texted back

"Corn"

Twerking in a Mastodon video. I never thought that those two things could ever be in the same sentence but here we are

seriousjones:

*takes out my laptop to take notes during the lecture* *neutral milk hotel accidentally starts playing from my iTunes* oh fuck fuck sorry hang on one sec fuck *lets the entire album play full volume*

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

trotskay:

went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

monodoh:

mysticalhorchata:

Are you saying you don’t have feelings?
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia as a horror movie.

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joegran:

Imagine hating your own characters this much

verylittlebird:

the simpsons writers keeping things fresh and interesting by killing off a character who was in maybe two episodes ten years ago

I feel like I should be hanging out with/talking to more people on here but I’m terrible

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